March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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english: looooooooool
spanish: jajajajaja
japanese: wwwwwwwwww
korean: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
The no. of members in Arashi's FC passed 1.15...
a-m-n-o-s:
I am really happy for Arashi and all but seriously, you tell me how to ballot successfully for tickets to concerts when you are competing with more than a million other ppl lol?
add this amount of people to the people who can’t get into the FC. o__o
So Aiba will be on cover for ANAN (21/3), if it...
chesutoberry:
arashic0804:
and the theme is sex not working hard? ^^’
how can you not work hard during smex?!
best birthday present ever lkfjdslkfds
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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u-ok:
aww that’s cute
..wait
hold the fuck up
isn’t that a…
and that’s up her..
February 2012
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being emotionally attached to someone you’ve never met
#being emotionally attached to someone who doesn’t exist
Reblog if it's your first February 29 on tumblr.
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reichenbachs:
extremelyverynotgoodyeah:
reichenbachs:
The new tumblr icons are kind of breaking my heart,
because they’re all cute and endearing and they’re trying so hard,
and everyone’s like “well we didn’t even want you.”
they’re like a bunch of little Martin Crieffs up there,
doing their job for free,
giving it their best effort,
but consumed with the feeling that they’ll never be...
I wish everyone on Tumblr could pitch in like $5,...
takethatathiests:
sakovereverythingg:
epic-humor:
…Can we?
Awesome stuffs here!
Best idea I ever head (:
The 27th GIF from the beginning and 37th from the...
alliavankayesler:
thegifinyourfolder:
27:
37:
Child:
Submitted by: f-f-faded
27:
37:
40:
WHAT
27: 37: 40: idk guys idk
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How I fell in love with Ohno
ohno-is-superman:
malkavy:
CUTE!!!
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