baboy-19:

phoenixtales:

is this Nino’s place???

(Source: ea5e95)

deevenknow:

looool i feel stupid!!

inspirationaljapanese:

suggested by magicalsakura 

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risallah:

(Source: thegifinyourfolder)

(Source: ikuto-san)

fireandearth:

and the only thing i could think about was: no rain, no rainbow. and this is a DOUBLE rainbow. perfect. 嵐♥

shercock-block:

sweetjamaicanpipedreams:

*in raspy crab voice*

“So the doctor says to me ‘Crab, you gotta quit the smokes.’ He says I could get cancer and die. Can you believe this douchebag? There is one thing that keeps me going in this pathetic crab life of mine. One thing that is always there for me.

Cigarettes.

I have nothing else. Do you see any lady crabs around here? I don’t even know which ones are the ladies. They don’t have vaginas. They don’t have boobs. I started making out with this crab once and things were getting heavy. I’m like, ‘So what’s your name, baby?’ And they respond, ‘Larry.’ That bastard said his name was Larry. You know what I did after that?

I smoked a goddamn cigarette, that’s what.”

me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-

chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll

me: i didn't even finish my order

chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn

me: what